For those of us who tuned in to this Thursday's episode of Jersey Shore, don't be shy, you are in the company of 5.3 million others each week, the highly advertised fight between Sammi 'I have no backbone' Sweetheart and Jenny 'the beast' JWOWW played out to a disappointing end...
When Pauly D. awoke mid-afternoon after the usual night out fist-pumping between grenades and gorillas, was he surprised to see fake nails and long pieces of hair-weave strewn about the grimy pasta bowls and empty forty-ounce bottles in their kitchen? Maybe so, though he was too concerned with the status of his blowout to really take notice. However, to hear Sammi parading throughout the house that she 'slayed 'the beast'' was injustice that can only be compared to the feeling after making an appointment to spray tan, and showing up to find that the machines are empty of spray... or so we can imagine for our dear Snooki Snickers. Although Sammi did get a few taps in on the vivacious JWOWW, it was only because the rest of the house was busy restraining JWOWW, as to stop her from beating the beat on Sammi's face.
The rest of the episode proved to entertain with Sammi continuing to let her boyfriend Ronnie 'smush' her while creeping on landmines in the club. Other amusing parts included roommate Vinnie referring to other roommate Angelina as the 'Rob Kardashian of Staten Island,' then proceeding to hop in bed with her, Snooki enjoying time with a stranger who only refers to her as 'mommy,' and -to no one's surprise- the Situation lifting his shirt whenever possible.
Get your fist-pumpin' ready for a special episode this Sunday before the VMA's. Until then, stay fresh to death. Episode: B
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