Welcome to "The Secret Life of the American Graduate", the blog about all things movies and TV. Introducing Yalof & Fasy, two recent college graduates with BA’s in kicking ass and taking names. With a passion for movie quotes and pop culture, these girls will be here to provide movie reviews, television show reviews, and general entertainment. Not sure whether or not to spend that $10 on that new wanna-be Ocean’s Eleven heist movie? Well, don’t and check here to see why. Quotable quotes from movies? We’ve got ‘em. NBC tries to come up with a sitcom to rival Modern Family and we’ll tell you whether or not we believe it’s succeeded. And on top of all of that we’re offering our comic relief. Who could ask for more? (That was hypothetical, people.) A brief introduction to the players:
Fasy – Current world champ of Harry Potter trivia, she holds a special place in her heart for all 80's flicks and reality shows that live out her deep desire to have a camera crew follow her around 24/7 such as Jersey Shore or Bachelor Pad. Her wit and comedic taste is most comparable to that of Amanda Bynes in "She's the Man" with the belief that- "Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway." Also, if you see her refer to someone called 'Mona,' that is her giant buttocks which she herself named after the Mona Lisa and plants into conversation often.
Yalof – Lover of comedies, anything on Bravo, Mean Girls (back when Lindsay Lohan was a straight-up ginger), and almost anything entertaining. Determined to one day be on Saturday Night Live (she even wrote her Senior Thesis on the show), some might say she’s like Liz Lemon -“But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?” But in the end, Yalof is a character of her own.
We would like to officially welcome you to our site: mi blog es su blog kinda thing. We'll be kicking off our reviews with the fall TV line-up and upcoming blockbusters so if there's anything you want us to review, leave a comment!
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